Hello world, You guys have probably heard already but we are playing in Austin at the Red Eyed in September. We want to see you guys there and not just because you’re awesome. In order for us to play a truly crazy show we need some people out there to whip us up into a frenzy. I mean blood in the water if we were sharks, oranges if we were 1600th century pirates (really citrus of any kind I guess), or clothing with elaborate gothic imagery if we were douchbags. I want us to be so unwisely excited about playing the show that it’s making the children in the audience cry! Think about it, do you want to miss the show where Joe is playing so hard that mid drum-solo he spontaneously bursts into flame only to miraculously complete said solo and be extinguished unharmed; all the while twirling his sticks while he nods at the ladies in the front row? Let me answer that question for you. No. No you don’t want to miss that show. While this particular scenario probably won’t happen (given the inherent flammability of drummers we follow strict safety procedures when transporting and handling Joe) whatever does happen I would like to illustrate my point with the following model conversation.
Righteous Dude/Sexy Lady A: “Hey did you see that One Red Martian show the other night?”
Righteous Dude/Sexy Lady B: “Yea, I was so glad I did. Were you there when ________ happened?”
Righteous Dude/Sexy Lady A: “Hell yea front row, I was like I can’t believe ________ is happening, but I looked again and ________ was happening!!!”
Righteous Dude/Sexy Lady B: “Me to!!! I couldn’t believe ________ happened! If I’d missed that I couldn’t live with myself.”
Righteous Dude/Sexy Lady A: “I know right? ________ showed me I can move into the world truly knowing what it means to be human.”*
Righteous Dude/Sexy Lady B: “Absolutely!!! I finally see the dignity of all people.”*
*(Actual transcendental effects of show may be exaggerated for advertising purposes)
I rest my case; closing with the sentiment that I don’t know what will happen at the show. I hope everyone does have a single cathartic moment of togetherness where all boundaries disappear and we can absolutely feel the loving pulse of the universe; The singular rhythm that moves us all inexorably forward both from the void and ultimately, in the end, back into its fold…. Anyway I think that’s about the appropriate level of grandiose quasi philosophical pretty speak to inject, This isn’t a blue jean commercial after all. But honestly, truthfully… I’m only halfway joking;)
P.S. Now I know I’ve just harped on you about coming to this show in Austin but if for some intractable reason you find you can’t make it I have a back-up plan for you. We are playing in Dallas in October at Tree’s and I promise that as crazy as we plan on being in Austin, and it will get crazy, it’s going to be a million times wilder in Dallas. Home-field advantage and all that. Put it in your day-planners, I-phones, sumerian clay tablets whatever; just be there! More info on this to come!
Ben -One Red Martian-